Here are the winners from the March Weird Question posts. The Five-Second Time Machine -  Jerrod for his comment “I would/did…

You are approached by a head-hunting organization and offered a new job. This job only requires you to work Monday-Friday 10am…

You are in a building that is about to collapse. There are two possible exits, both an equal distance from you….

After witnessing a crime, you agree to testify. Due to the high-profile nature of the case, you are forced to join…

You can travel back in time, but you are only allowed to stay in the past for five seconds. Where would…